...Insert your own "nut" joke here....

 

Why, I will gladly hold your funds in escrow until the deal clears. I've done this before, you can trust me.

 

Sounds like a great deal! I assume your assistant will need the internets shipped to a storage facility, perhaps in New York? You Nigerians sure do like to buy and sell. Why, just last week I bought a Mercialago from a fellow in Nigeria for only $50,000. It should be arriving anytime now; he had to have his partner in New York ship the car from a storage facility; Nigerians seem to have a lot of those in New York.

 

You must have buy that from my brother. he has over 1000 in his warehouses. I have bought 9 of them. Here is a picture of my winter beater. Sorry for the bad picture, it was taken with my camera phone.

 

 

hey guys i'm selling air. anyone want some?

 

yea my dealer got busted, do you ship to cali?

 

Cali won't let me import air. Strict regulations... sorry.

 

Who needs air when I have NOTHING!

That's right! I went into space, bottled it and am now selling it to you for the low low price of only 5 easy payments of $29.95!

Call within the next 10 minutes and we will double your order for free!

(plus $495.95 shipping and handling)

 

forgot ur number...