why dont they listen?
its been raining here like crazy for 2 days now everything is getting flooded ---soooo my wife decides to go down the street --in the honda of coarse---to get a box of tissue --yes a $2 box of tissue---[:@] last thing i told her before she left---DONT DRIVE THRU ANY PUDDLES!!!!!!!! ---what does she do? --drive thru a big puddle & gets stuck (because somebody else drove thru--she said)--good thing a guy came by & pushed her out---& a good thing i put an aem bypass valve on my cai ----
WHY DONT THEY LISTEN ????????????[sm=headbang.gif][sm=bicker.gif]
& to top it off the store wasnt even open yet[:@]
WHY DONT THEY LISTEN ????????????[sm=headbang.gif][sm=bicker.gif]
& to top it off the store wasnt even open yet[:@]
Women are physically unable to accept information or instructions from a man. I have experienced this many times and have discovered this heretofore unknown fact. Something in the female brain rejects all vocalizations from the male vocal cords. I think I will write a paper on this and submit it to the science foundation for approval.I'm positive it will be accepted and become a scientific fact. You must write down your instructions and give them to another woman to read to your wife/girlfriend.
When I got my 95 hatch I gave my fiance my 98 hatch so I could sell her Saturn. In the year and a half I drove the 98, NOTHING went wrong.
In the month she's driven it:
1, hubcaps scraped up
2, mysterious patch of bare plastic on the front bumper where the paint is scraped off
3, engine threw a CYP sensor code
4, plastic in front of the FR tire got knocked back into the wheel and rubbed for 10 miles before she noticed the sound and taped (yes TAPED) it back in place
DON'T LET THE WOMAN YOU LOVE DRIVE THE CAR YOU LOVE! its like a threesome, only bad feelings can come of it
In the month she's driven it:
1, hubcaps scraped up
2, mysterious patch of bare plastic on the front bumper where the paint is scraped off
3, engine threw a CYP sensor code
4, plastic in front of the FR tire got knocked back into the wheel and rubbed for 10 miles before she noticed the sound and taped (yes TAPED) it back in place
DON'T LET THE WOMAN YOU LOVE DRIVE THE CAR YOU LOVE! its like a threesome, only bad feelings can come of it
i know what you mean stimpy --since i met my wife about 20 years ago she's wrecked 3 car --of mine ---beyond repair --got rear ended 4 times & numerous other fender benders ---thats why im always iffy of her driving the honda its the nicest car i've owned --so far ---she's bound to wreck it --its just a matter of time
btw---- lesko you sure you didnt get that signature from my wife
btw---- lesko you sure you didnt get that signature from my wife
The furst time I let my mom drive my car I told her not to smoke in it. And whats she do she smokes in it, so now my car has theose nasty ashes everyhwere. SO now everytime she borrows my car I confiscate all of her cigarettes and lighters before she leaves adn she barely asks to borrow my car now haha.
Well... my mom put my grand am into the side of a bridge on a straight section of the thruway.. b/c she was staring at a mustang... let alone a stock mustang. And My civic was fine for the first few months I got it... Let my g/f drive it.. first time someone backed into her, tearing the back bumper... then she was parking on the side of the road, ripped the front bumper off and basically in half on a snowbank... and the last straw is when she almost rear ended someone and spun it into the curb... bending not only the trailing arm, but the strut and the sub frame.... god... i hate woman drivers...
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