Some steps to prepare for a zombie apocalypse

It's important to know your enemy and be ready. Make sure you don't get eaten and that you can survive to tune a civic when the world is over.

 

lol ppl around school keep talkin about this, its gettin old

 

Be prepared for zombies overturning your bus

 

Reaper's three-step guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse:

1) Buy a high-powered rifle with a detachable magazine; preferably one chambered in either 5.56 NATO or 7.62mm.

2) Buy a metric sh*t-ton of ammunition (as much as you can before you notice an inconsp!cuous van constantly parked in front of your house) and military tactical gear including, but not limited to:
-knives
-first aid kit; if you can get quik-clot, it might help
-MREs

3) Shoot the ever-living sh*t out of everybody you see once the zombies show up.

 

4). Don't assume that people will be out there to save you. Nobody will give a poop about your аss.

 

adrenaline shots and pain pills oh can't forget about the axes, ninja swords, machete, crowbar, night stick, baseball bat, frying pan, golf club, guitar, and can't forget the chainsaw. yeah i know i play way to much left 4 dead 2

 

Ummmm....chainsaw.... oh sweet memories of Doom2 for 36 hours straight...

 

stock pile gas cans, propane tanks, and pipe bombs.

 

damn forgot about those.

 

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