I was standing at the Food Lion, in line, and the woman in front of me had two things, a box o' cookies and a drink of some sort, and when the cashier told her the total she exclaimed "Oh no! I don't have enough!" She was like 50c short, so I whip out my wallet and hand the cashier a dollar. The lady was all thankful, got her stuff and left. I came up to the register, and as I was paying for my Hot Pockets, I said to the lady at the register "Well...I've done my good deed for the day, I'm going to go kick a cat."

Lesson learned, there's no such thing as a free lunch.

 

What a great guy!

...unless you're Ghandi... or an anorexic!

 

Ghandi was broke, so all his lunches were free. Anorexics don't need lunches, so that kinda rules them out.

 

screw cats. drop kick possums through goalposts for three points!!1

 

^ What?

 

If That possum I finally got out of the wood shop gets back in tonight I will be field goal kicking it to its grave.I bet you made that womens day good job maybe she will help someone else in the future.

 

pfff i got u beat...lol i was driving home from the mall the other day after doin some xmas shopping...and in my travels i got a niice large smoked turkey Quiznos sub to bring home....absolutly delicious in case u havnt had one...anyways while im driving home there was a homeless dude on the side of the road with a cardboard sign that said "Will work for food", and it was cold...so i figured well at least he is somewhat trying to get a job and doesnt sit around and drink all day...i saw him while i was driving on my way to the mall about 2 hours earlier and it was getting dark.......so i pulled over and gave him my entire untouched sub....lol that was my deed for the month of december

 

Seems to me at work I always am doing favors for people.But i guess that is just good customer service.We have the local drunks or crack heads that hang at the gas station who always beg for your change thats what I need to do to get some parts for my car instead of working.They probley make more then I do.

 

Haha. Nice.